Women of Britain - we're better than this, aren't we?! Come on now.

Despite that hair, those odd tattoos, and that shirt - and that's even before everything else we know about him - somehow there appear to be a lot of women willing to sleep with Frankie Cocozza.

Is their ambition to be notches on a bedpost? That really seems to be the case at this point… I mean, he says he has sex with at least four women a week!

Speaking to the Daily Star, Frankie said:

"Whenever I've got a gig or a party I'll always shag someone. It happens at least four times a week.

"It's so easy to get them to shag you. After you've been on TV for two minutes everyone wants to get in bed with you - it's ridiculous. But I definitely enjoy it. I've had threesomes and loved every second…

"I'm not really fussy at all. Especially after I've had a few drinks, I'll shag anyone. I don't have standards, to be honest. When it comes to older women it depends what they look like.

"I don't really care how old they are - if they look all right and their bits are working, I'm in. I'd definitely shag a 60-year-old. I'd probably only draw the line at 70."

If you thought that was going to be the worst it was going to get… you obviously forgot who we're talking about here. Yes, Frankie even went into his alone time, saying:

"I w**k three times every day. I just love it. I lost my virginity at 12 and then there was a good nine or ten months, maybe even a year, without me having sex."

I need brain bleach. Immediately.

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